Late Night Buffet Feeds Fat Kids

Denver Post South Suburban Edition


10/7/10





Late Night Buffet Feeds Fat Kids





A late night game brought a few former fatties back to the field to fill in some voids. Calm Kyle sitting out while serving his suspension for illegal Ring around the Rosie participation. Pete the Pitcher was on diaper changing duty, he he I said dootie. We welcomed back Josh the Fireballer to mound in Pete’s absence and we also had Puckerup Pickford and UGA back in the lineup. The revamped lineup provided enough punch to take down the hapless Total Power Stores 20-6.

The Fat Kids jumped out to a 12-0 lead after the first inning with Caliente Carlos providing a spark in the leadoff spot and El Sukador moving into the 3rd spot. Sharp line drives from El Sukador and Coach Jimbo, who actually hit it up the middle instead of a flair to right field, along with an infield base hit from Glass Jaw. A rare sighting never before seen was Hollywood Bristow stopped at first after a line drive…there was wide speculation that he had been cutoff from the candy at the snack counter at work. The best news of last nights game came when the newly renamed Swing and Miss Siv struck out as well as Southpaw Cookie battling a bad case of the whiffs. That’s 2 cases of tasty delicious strikeout beverages for next week.

The defensive effort was just enough to halt a big inning. UGA had a great stop at short to pick up a short hop and flip it over to Aggie for the force out. Puckerup Pickford had a sliding catch in right center and both Hollywood Bristow and Super Freas had failing diving efforts on fly balls to the outfield. Not to be outdone EL Sukador caught the last play of the game off a fly ball caught by Super Freas and relayed through the air to a diving El Sukador.

Post game treats were once again provided by the El Sukador, tastiness as usual. Thanks for bringing them every week, regardless of how we play we all know there are tasty treats warming up on the engine block of Suks truck.

Please be in attendance next week as Calm Kyle gracefully accepts his team initiated punishment of an hour long conversation about Doilies with the Chode Cannode, this could get interesting.