Denver Post South Suburban Edition 4/22/10

Denver Post South Suburban Edition


4/22/10



The Fat Kids Roll On



The Platte River Fat Kids have been on a roll. They have been down opponents about as fast as they down hot wings and beer. On this evening the team was lead by a stellar pitching performance from Peter the Great which had a shutout going until the right fielder committed a costly error to allow a run. When interviewing Kris " The Chode" Cannode, right field, he said "I was off my game tonight, i can usually throw the ball directly over the head of the cutoff man but i missed everything tonight". Peter the Great begrudgingly accepted The Chode's apology.



The run scoring bonanza was kicked off in the first inning where the first two hitters, Hollywood and Hot Toddy, singled and a 3-run bomb was delivered by the newly dubbed "Cycle Machine". The home run was debated by the next 2 hitters in line, Siv and Kyle "The Bully" Bremen. The Bully was unusually subdued on this evening which this reporter believes to be due to his new lady in attendance. The trail blazed around the base paths was highlighted by the first in the park dinger for the Chode, who knew he could hit anything but swinging bunts. Another in the park round tripper was recorded by Bradley "Hollywood" Bristow and it was decided later we will stop feeding him candy.



The Platte River Fat Kids face off again next week at 8 PM at Cornerstone #2.